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Dear Microsoft,
I fear I must retract my first letter. Apparently, I am a tremendous dumb butt. I TOTALLY forgot that OF COURSE the software would work perfectly within INTERNET EXPLORER but not at all within FIREFOX. I don’t know what I was thinking. For some silly reason, I was thinking that perhaps technology has come far enough that a web browser is a web browser is a web browser. I was wrong. I can see clearly now the rain is gone. It’s gonna be a bright, be a bright, sun-shine-y day!
Now, if you excuse me, I must go cleanse my computer thoroughly from the IE-induced contaminates that have been flooding my box over the last several minutes. Hey, but at least they are MICROSOFT contaminates, I suppose that’s a start. At least then I can install MICROSOFT Antivirus and MICROSOFT Firewall and MICROSOFT Antispyware and MICROSOFT computer condoms to keep myself safe.
Man, what was I thinking?!?!? I can’t believe I could be so dumb. You know, I just thank the good Lord above that .NET and Managed DirectX are both so fun and great that even with all these announces, that you, oh Microsoft, can still be on my good side. But if that changes, so help me…. I’m out of here!! I SWEAR! Well, perhaps not, but there's a good chance!!!!! [Maybe...]
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